Dear WordPress.com: You HAVE to be shitting me.

Update: Michael Hawkins blog appears to be back online!

Dear WordPress.com,

Maloney is NOT a doctor by any reasonable measures – and Maine’s measures are not reasonable! He has NO qualifications which earn him that title beyond the state’s bogus measurements!

Don’t get me wrong: I really like WordPress. But THIS is a (nice) description of pure BULLSHIT. That’s because you need a bull to produce the amount of shit you’re right now shitting the shit out of the blogosphere with.

Pulling Michael Hawkins’blog on behalf of a happily gobbledygook promoting bogus quack is a stinking disgrace, which would mean an insult to even the most ugly smelling piece of poop (and I’ve smelled some) would one want to draw a comparison.

So let’s state it again:

Maloney is NOT a doctor by any reasonable measures – and Maine’s measures are not reasonable! He has NO qualifications which earn him that title beyond the state’s bogus measurements!

Yes, I’m shitting on the big heap – as we say in Holland – but right now that only adds up to taking a dump into a damping crater of smelling shittiness that has been created on impact of one giant turdcomet.

So, pretty please with a pink ribbon, get Michael Hawkins’ blog back online. And don’t forget to wipe thoroughly

Thank you.

H/T to Laikas and Cryptocheilus

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2 thoughts on “Dear WordPress.com: You HAVE to be shitting me.

  1. andreasmoritz zegt:

    I’ll sue you for this!!

  2. Finally! What took you so long?

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